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Still Just as White…

tomw — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:21:15 +0000

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Gallery Test

tomw — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:34:01 +0000

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Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama

tomw — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:48:43 +0000

Instructions for Life from the Dalai Lama:

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson.

3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self, respect for others and responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

7. When you realize youve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

8. Spend some time alone every day.

9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values.

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll be able to enjoy it a second time.

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Dont bring up the past.

14. Share your knowledge. Its a way to achieve immortality.

15. Be gentle with the earth.

16. Once a year, go some place youve never been before.

17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

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Joke

tomw — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:30:21 +0000

Captain Diego Montoya Garcia, of the spanish Armada flagship “Quando” was on the deck one day when his first mate ran up to him and cried “Captain! There’s an enemy ship on the horizon!”
Captain Diego turned a calm eye to his mate and said “Bring me my red shirt.”
The first mate ran and got the captains red shirt, which he put on.
A fierce battle raged and the Quando was victorious. After the battle, the first mate asked the captain “Sir, why do you don a red shirt before battle?”
The captain yawned bravely and said “If I am wounded in battle, the men will not see me bleeding, and they will be inspired.”
The mate was in awe of his wise captain. Just then, another crewman ran up to the captain and cried “Captain! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!”
The captain turned to his first mate and ordered “Bring me my brown pants.”

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Summer Bonfire

tomw — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:52:37 +0000

Summer Bonfire, originally uploaded by justanotherguyinlondon.

Just a test of Piclens and Wordpress.

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Coolest surfing photo I have seen all day.

tomw — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 23:51:18 +0000

20080119-_MG_0592-Edit, originally uploaded by cooliris_team.

If only this awesome photo was poster size.

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Cloud Thinker

tomw — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:59:21 +0000

Cloud Thinker, originally uploaded by mbryan777.

I kind of like this one.

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Frozen Grand Central

tomw — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:15:07 +0000

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Which organ should be in charge?

tomw — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:29:08 +0000

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain , “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood , “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs , “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum , “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work…

The ‘asshole’ is usually in charge!

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Snowboard Jump Fun.

tomw — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 23:18:59 +0000

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